March 09, 2004
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******* MEDIA ALERT! MEDIA ALERT *******
BILLIONAIRES FOR BUSH HAIL THE CHIEF
AT UPCOMING BUSH FUNDRAISER EVENT
1) Billionaires for Bush — A grassroots organization advocating for the rights and interests of Americans of absolutely fabulous wealth.
2) President George W. Bush — Trusted friend, ally, and political investment.
WHAT: Official Welcoming of George Bush to Long Island
WHEN: Thursday, March 11, 2004 @4:00 PM
WHERE: The Carltun on the Park, East Meadow, Long Island
WHY: To thank the President for OUR tax cuts (40% of the outlay goes to the richest 1%-thatís us!), for "reforming" Medicare prescription drug coverage so that OUR pharmaceutical companies get $139 billion in increased profits, for a Healthy Forests Initiative that letís us log public lands, and much, much more.
Rumor has it that the Sierra Club and the Long Island Progressive Coalition will be present, protesting our favored son. The Billionaires for Bush will remind those pesky environmentalists and social activists that if they want to save the Planet or provide economic relief to the unwashed middle-class masses, then they should buy their own President.
PHOTO OPP: Billionaires dressed in bowler hats and evening gowns will celebrate George W. Bushís visit by drinking champagne from fluted glasses and holding placards that read "Leave No Billionaire Behind" and "Corporations Are People Too!"
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