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As Billionaires, we’re accustomed to being comp’d everywhere we go. Somehow, despite our VIP status, there are surprising numbers of merchants who insist we pay cash for their wares. Like ours, your liquid assets may be tied up in petro-dollar hedge funds or campaign contributions. Your valuable connections, however, may be useful in getting us some of the items we need.

If you can provide any of the following, gratis or at cost, have your people drop a line to Monet Oliver d’Place. Once we have the details and your geographic location, we’ll match you up with a deserving Billionaire chapter faster than you can say "deregulation".

SERVICES:

• Legal: corporate, fair-use, civil rights, libel
• Accounting
• Media (lists, media buying, advertising)
• Couriers/Shipping
• Catering & Food/beverage donations
• Party Planning
• Printing:
       B/W or color copying
       Banners, placards, lamination
       Business card printing
       Invitations

LOGISTICAL:

• Office Space
• Rehearsal Space
• Storage Space (24/hr pref.)
• Recording & Post Production Studios (audio/video)
• Conference Calling
• Hotel Accommodations
• Party Venues:
       Lofts/galleries, community halls, restaurants, bars, clubs
       Yachts, stationary or for short excursions
• Transportation:
       Car/Limousine service (so we can arrive at our actions in style)
       Chartered Buses
       Frequent Flier Miles or Airfare (send our field team to launch new chapters!)
       Gasoline
• Materials:
       Office Supplies
       Prepaid Cell Phones (BillioPhone Action lines)
       Projectors
       Prop & Costume items

PROPS/DECORATIONS:

• Party furniture
• Red carpet
• Golf bags
• Putting greens & putters
• Croquet sets
• Tea sets
• Plastic champagne flutes
• 20 x 26" artist portfolios (for carrying placards)

COSTUME ITEMS:

• Briefcases
• Luxury shopping bags (Chanel, Tiffany, Neiman Marcus, etc.)
• Collapsible top-hats
• Feather boas
• Faux fur
• Parasols
• Folding hand fans
• Maid/butler/chauffeur uniforms
• Rhinestone jewelry