O COME YE INVESTORS
tune--O Come All Ye Faithful lyrics by Felonius Ax
O Come, ye investors, bold captains of commerce,
Let‚s get our products made in old Saipan.
Come for the people, peaceful and compliant
O come let us exploit them
O come let us exploit them
O come let us exploit them because we can!
See how consumers, blinded by low prices,
Leaving their ethics, come here to buy.
Into our pockets they will pour their dollars.
O come let us exploit them
O come let us exploit them
O come let us exploit them because we can!
Child, in our sweatshops making designer watches,
Billionaires get richer from your twelve-hour days!
Who would not hire you for ten cents an hour?
O come let us exploit them
O come let us exploit them
O come let us exploit them because we can!
WE THREE KINGS (OF PETROLEUM ARE)
tune--We Three Kings (of Orient Are) lyrics by Ivy League-Legacy
We three kings of petroleum are
Bearing drills we traverse afar
Deserts, mountains, black gold fountains
From Iraq to Anwar
[Refrain]
Oh-oh, OIL of wonder, OIL of might!
We drill and plunder day and night
Bombs and rockets fill our pockets--
We do what's wrong and call it right.
[King George sings:]
Born again, I gave up cocaine
I stole your votes from Texas to Maine
Pres'dent forever, ceasin' never
O-o-ver y'all to reign
[Refrain]
[King Dick sings:]
I'm DICK CHENEY, look at me lie!
When I smile, I make children cry
No-bid contracts for my contacts--
Who needs an alibi?
[Refrain]
[King Karl sings:]
I'm Karl Rove, I lurk in the gloom
Encompassing democracy's doom
Cheating, lying, leaking, denying
All for us, none for you!
[Refrain]
Oh-oh, OIL of wonder, OIL of might!
We drill and plunder, day and night
Bombs and rockets fill our pockets
We do what's wrong, and call it right!
GEORGIE BABY
tune--Santa Baby lyrics by Olive Oilfields
Georgie Baby, just slip some sanctions under the tree, for me, been an
AWFUL good girl, Georgie Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight!
Georgie Baby, an oh-so-big gas guzzler too, light blue!
I'll wait up for you dear, Georgie Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight!
Think of all the fun I've missed, think of all the brokers that I
haven't kissed! Next year, my profits could be oh-so-good, if you
check off my Christmas list!
Georgie Baby, would you dissolve the EPA, OK??
They wreck my profit margin, Georgie Baby, Let‚s drill in Anwar today!
Georgie Baby, one little thing I really do need, the deed! To a
uranium mine, Georgie honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight!
Come and trim my Christmas tree, with some juicy tax cuts for my
company! I really do, believe in you...Let's see if you believe in me!
Georgie cutie, de-regulate the coal industry for me
No rules, just profits and glee! Georgie cutie, and hurry down the
chimney tonight!
Georgie Baby, forgot to mention one little thing...A RING!!!
About my no-bid contracts, Georgie Baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight!
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight!!
CAROL OF THE BILLS
tune--Carol of the Bells lyrics by Diva Denz
Closing Bell Rings! Fill your stockings!
With Market Shares, Nothing we'll Spare!
Capital Gains, Nothing Remains,
For pension plans, wage earning clans
Ding Dong, Ding Dong, that is our song!
With Closing Ring, Profiteering!
Ownership Race, we'll set the pace!
Glee we reap from, Unearned income!
Oh, how it pounds! Closing Bell Sounds!
Through halls of gold, so Rich and Bold!
Gaily it rings, CEOs Sing
Songs of their gains. Free Market Reigns!
Social Social Social Social Security
Private Private Private Privatizing!
On, the bell tolls, Divert Payrolls
Our elite tones, Drown working homes.
Closing Bell Rings! Fill your stockings!
With Market Shares, Nothing we'll Spare!
Capital Gains, Nothing Remains,
For pension plans, wage earning clans
Ding Dong, Ding Dong, that is our song!
With Closing Ring, Profiteering!
Ownership Race, we'll set the pace!
Glee we reap from, Unearned income!
Oh, how it pounds! Closing Bell Sounds!
Through halls of gold, so Rich and Bold!
Gaily it rings, CEOs Sing
Songs of their gains. Free Market Reigns!
Social Social Social Social Security
Private Private Private Privatizing!
On, the bell tolls, Divert Payrolls
Our elite tones, Drown working homes.
Ding Dong, Ding Dong |
