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Re:       Recommendation for Billionaires for Bush The Musical

To Whom It May Concern:

Halliburton is behind "Billionaires for Bush The Musical 100%.

For years, Halliburton has been looking for a way to use the "power of live theater to further our pursuit of more no-bid military contracts, more corporate subsidies, more control over the nation's energy policy.  Our quest so far has been fruitless.  "Oil's Well That Ends Well failed.  "Four More Wars! (A Love Story) was, frankly, a disaster.  "Dick Cheney's Holiday Spectacular won critical acclaim, but failed to reach a wide enough audience.  At last we have found what we've been looking for:  "Billionaires for Bush – The Musical is a perfect vehicle for Halliburton's message of More For The Rich--Corporatize Everything!

We at Halliburton assure you that the Vice President, who no longer has any ties to Halliburton, backs us on this fully. In fact, he helped us draft this letter, and encouraged us to say, in closing, that "Billionaires for Bush – The Musical will be an outstanding success with audiences everywhere, and more importantly, for the emerging plutocracy.  Leave No Billionaire Behind!

                                                                        Sincerely,

                                                                        Halliburton

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