A Little Smog is OK
Oh what a beautiful mornin'
Oh what a beautiful PAY day
I've got a beautiful feelin'
Everything's goin' OUR way...

Looks to be a haze over most of northern Texas and southern Oklahoma-- Bush country. Which just goes to prove his faithful country folks are doing their part to support our industries! The Texas Commission on Environmental Quality recently issued its first red level warning in the Dallas-Fort Worth area. And everyone knows that a weakened ozone increases sunscreen sales! Not to mention, keeping our plastic surgeons in plastic treating all those wrinkles and squamous cells.

The American Lung Association has found that more than half of all Americans (159 million) "live in counties with unhealthy levels of either ozone or short-term levels or year-round levels of particle pollution. 46 million Americans live in counties where all three levels are unhealthy." We Billionaires want to thank our fellow Americans for continuing to throw caution to the wind! We know you love your SUV's- and so do we! They guzzle our gas, they take up double spaces in our lots and they demand high insurance premiums. Let's make sure your desires always win out against environmental concerns. Bush has proven his dedication to our dream- drilling in wildlife preserves, supporting market demand policies and invading oil rich countries. I say we all go out and buy a fleet of trucks. Better yet, let's buy the whole darn company!

- posted by Mary Dritch