Dick Cheney: Pushed to the Limit
Hasn't all this sniping about Halliburton gone far enough? Our poor, beleaguered Billionaire Vice President is cracking so much under the pressure that he cursed out Senator Patrick Leahy of Vermont during the Senate's formal photo shoot.

Leahy, as you know, has led the demand for a probe of Halliburton's access to fat, lucrative no-bid contracts. According to CNN, Leahy's harassment has left Cheney so emotionally distraught that he snarled the F-word at Leahy during what his spokesman tastefully describes as a "frank exchange of views."

Let that be a lesson to the anti-upper-class liberals: If you really want civility in government, stop asking so many questions!
- posted by Colin A. Faver