Billionaire Flashmobbing Schedule

Join Billionaires for Bush for a day of flashmobbing this Tuesday, Aug
31, during the Republican National Convention

Ruly bands of Billionaires will roam the streets of New York, stopping
for three-martini lunches, spontaneous outbursts of ballroom dancing
and en-masse shining of shoes

The best times to join up :

• 9am (NOT 9:15am) at 140 Broadway (at the “red cube” near Wall St)
• 11am at Bryant Park
  (+ or 12 noon at the Public Library)

  If you want to meet at another time (say 4pm-ish for spontaneous
  ballroom dancing in public spaces), please call Sir Upticious
  Militaryspending at 917/664-7741 or lureynol@tcdie or the hotline at
  216/803-0990

  Here’s the full adventure :

  9:30 AM: Wall Street—Ringing of the Stock Exchange Bell
  At 9:30, after we have delivered our information to our brokers for
  the pre-requisite insider trading, we will ring the bell to open the
  Stock Exchange so that the rest of the traders can begin their day
  (Please show up at 9am at 140 Broadway (at the “red cube”) to get
  acquainted and properly accessorized first)

  11:00 AM: Bryant Park—Picnic
  We will break from our arduous daily tasks of making more money to
  meet our fellow Billionaires for a three martini lunch in Bryant Park

  12:00 PM: New York Public Library, 5th Avenue—Privatization Ceremony
  After a long series of Deals with the City of New York, the
  Billionaires are delighted to announce the privatization of the New
  York Public Library The ceremony will take place on the steps of the
  main branch of the New York Private (nee public) Library Memberships
  will be available, prices starting at 1,000,000,000

  12:30 PM: 5th Avenue—Window Shopping
  Billionaires will window shop along 5th Avenue

  1:00 PM: 5th Avenue—Open Time
  Following the window shopping, the Billionaires will split up into
  several groups and journey to locations throughout midtown, to better
  exposure of our statements and mission

  4:00 PM: Midtown—Balroom Dancing
  United once again after another hard day adding to our bank accounts,
  the Billionaires will meet in Midtown Manhattan to engage in public
  displays of ballroom dancing

  4:30 PM: Grand Central Station—Mass Shining of Shoes
  After dancing, a fashion conscious Billionaire must gets one’s shoes
  shined We will avail ourselves of the services offered by the lower
  class in Grand Central Station

  7:30 PM: Social Club—Masquerade Ball
  The Billionaires will crash the DNC’s masquerade ball to teach them
  the error of their ways The ball is at Social Club, which is at 14 E
  27th St at Madison Avenue