Billionaires for Bush, advocates for the corporate elite, proudly auction
This is an eBay EXCLUSIVE!
Due to the surprising failure of carefully staged
"conversations" across America to convince the American Public that Privatizing Social
Security is a good thing, we have decided to take matters into our own
As a favor to President Bush and offered exclusively here to the winning
bidder who meets our reserve, (must be a private Brokerage Firm, see details
below) Billionaires For Bush can't wait to pull the switch on retirement
security by circumventing Congress, the Will of the People, and good
sense. Why not cut right to the chase?
Concurrent with White House Goals and the Cato Institute, we're
AUCTIONING OFF SOCIAL
(Please note: Qualified bidders
must be a Wall
brokerage firm! See disclaimer
$ Itís the governmentís most
$ Itís running a huge surplus.
$ It disbursed $492 billion to
retirees, their survivors, the disabled and orphans in 2004ó47 million
people in all. And very few of those were CEOs!
$ It delivers money straight to
those who have paid into the fund, leaving brokerage houses completely
out of the loop.
$ Right now the system pays
benefits to retirees, widoweds, disabled
people, and orphans.
$ It is also one of the cheapest
and most cost efficient government-run systems.
$ BUT, there is a major flaw in
all of this; Wall St. isnít cut into the deal!
$ Bid today and put Social
Security on the market! It may be a gamble for the many, but itís a
sure thing for the lucky few here on Wall St Ė we make our commissions whether the market
goes up or down!
This could be yours!
make a GREAT Private School!
Sold AS IS
Wear and Tear Q & A:
Q: The system was created in a different era to handle different
needs, isnít it time we destroy it?
$ In fact, at 70 years old, the
system is still one of the most successful in American History!
Q: Isnít the system on the verge of failing? President Bush said
so. He wouldnít fudge the facts, would he?
$ Donít believe the rumors.
Like the war in Iraq, sometimes the President has to play with the
facts to sell his policies to the American People. As a possible bidder,
you deserve the truth:
Currently at a surplus, Social Security will only go broke if you
calculate the numbers using the ďinfinite
By that same measure Ė making George Bushís tax cuts for the wealthy
elite permanent would cost the American People $20 trillion!
Hey, thatís a good idea! President Bushís tax cuts = $20 trillion the
wealthiest 1% DONíT have to pay supporting things we donít use like affordable health insurance, mass transit, public
education, and body armor for
$ What risk? Wall St. stands to earn as much as $279
Billion in fees in the first 10 years alone!
Thatís money being wasted in the pockets of the elderly and infirm too
weak to go out and spend it today.
$ Also known as transition
costs transferring fees are estimated to cost an average of $4,900,000,000,000 (thatís almost $5 trillion) in
the first 20 years alone!
$ But donít worry! All transition fees will be
covered by the American Public!
What You Get:
$ Winning bidder (to repeat,
you must be a Wall St. Firm (see note
below) may immediately begin charging ordinary Americans:
Brokerage fees! Deposit fees!
Management fees! Service fees!
Early withdrawal fees! Fees to process fees!
New owners will be allowed to invent any new fees we havenít
thought of yet!
Some Suggested Ways to
Optimize Your New Privatized Social Program***
Brought to you by our friends at www.WhiteHouse.org
ó click here
and VOTE on your favorite today!
***These items are not for sale or available for bid at this time, but
donít worry!! Under George Bushís leadership they soon will be your ONLY
chance to score big at retirement!
Privatize Social Security!
Bid Today to
Make Social Security Neither!
Though we canít seriously auction off a revered public trust that in
fact, we do not own, we do ask you to bid Ė Wall St. Firms representing Halliburton, Enron, Worldcom
and other once or current corporate giants are welcomed.
FREE BONUS FOR BIDDERS!
All serious bidders will be referred to Congress and the White House for
increased access and special favors!
NOT ELIGIBLE TO BID:
Employees of government, their families, and any American citizen that
actually needs Social Security, or will one day in the future, are not
eligible to bid.
But, donít worry!! Ordinary Americans will remain eligible to pay your
brokerage houses to manage their private accounts!
Okay, we arenít selling anything but a representation of a scheme
designed to turn a social insurance policy for the public into a private
gamble where the only insurance left is in the billions of dollars in
fees to be reaped by brokerage houses and their ilk.
WHO ARE WE?
Billionaires For Bush is a grassroots network of corporate
lobbyists, decadent heiresses, Halliburton CEOs, and other winners under
George W. Bush's economic policies. Headquartered in Wall Street and with
over 50 chapters nationwide, we'll give whatever it takes to ensure four
more years of putting profit over people. After all, we know a good
president when we buy one.
WHO ARE WE, REALLY?
Billionaires For Bush is a
strategic do-it-yourself media campaign using humor and street theater to
expose politicians who support corporate interests at the expense of
everyday Americans. Armed with tuxedos, evening gowns, hard facts and
humorous spin, we highlight the economic issues that affect peopleís
Our organization continues to highlight, unspin
and reframe the economic issues that affect peopleís lives. Armed with
tuxedos, evening gowns, hard facts and a humorous spin, we will re-engage
those citizens outside of the process and reignite those within it. Stay
tuned for the launch of our 2005 ďChampaignsĒ
on Social Security Re-Choiceification and more.
Our proven approach consistently generates critical, issue focused media
Since January 2004, the Billionaires have garnered over 250 major media
mentions in both national venues (New York Times, Washington Post, Time
Magazine, CNN, FOX, NPR, ABC, CBS, etc.) and in local markets (St.
Petersburg Times, Cleveland Plain Dealer, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette,
Detroit Free Press, Akron Journal, etc).
HOW YOU CAN GET INVOLVED
Join a chapter!
Or donate to
Billionaires For Bush and support our work to defeat Bush's plan to brokerize social security.Or
get involved with one of our creative projects. Itís easy and itís fun.
Everything you need is on our website:
And finally, This ambitious effort to sell off Social
Security coincides with our upcoming April
Foolís Ball on March 31 at Crobar in New York City. We're so pleased with President Bush's scheme
to fool the American public that we'll celebrate in style with the winner
of the auction.
That's right: The winner who meets and pays the reserve (set at
$10,000,000) will get an all-expenses-paid (not that they'll need it!)
trip to New
party with the Billionaires!
Who says we don't look out for our kind?
Check out the invite below and weíll see you there!
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